Sunday, June 29, 2008

June's almost over...

So as the month of June is coming to a close, the focus of the squadron is to quickly get our class finished, ready, and booted out the door. We're doing 7-day flight ops which is killing planned social time. However, with an excess of towering cumulus clouds in the Mobile area, we've briefed many missions but have been able to execute and complete none.


If this bucket were my Point A, this is what would happen.

But because of all the cancellations (after early wakeups), it leaves room to work on accomplishing the day trips I've never been able to do while living here during flight school. For example, I was able to get on a pontoon boat in the bay and discover Fort Pickens, an area across from the beach of which no one has access to unless you have a vessel of some sort. It was cool to be able to explore this fort in nothing but a bikini... I guess you can't really plan to sightsee around here, it just happens.

I guess the most random thing that happened this weekend was the bachelorette party. I wasn't really expecting to be doing anything really big, but the night turned into a penis-carrying ordeal which attracted mostly everybody who came into contact with our buddy "Wang Chen". He received many signatures and danced in at least 3 bars in Downtown Pensacola. Of course he belongs to Miss Sarah... but the rest of us girls (and even boys) had quite a few chances to wave this thing around and attract attention... not to mention a few free shots! (Sadly, I did not feel ANY effects from the alcohol due to the mass amounts of butter and MSG in my Japanese hibachi dinner)





The power of a woman with a penis is amazing.


On another random note, there was a baptism at church this morning and as the altar boy was lighting the candle and gave them "the light", immediately I thought back to the time where I was holding the lighted candle (lit..? lighted..?) and nobody had even noticed that my baby sister was really close to the flame--close enough to reach out, touch it, and CRY.

Alright son... I'm out for the night. Peace.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Prepare for Awesomeness!

I am typing this VERY SLOWLY.

Everything part of my forearms are very weak because of waterskiing and attempted wakeboarding.

Prepare for awesomeness!



I am very tired, but I want to go out. But I am too lazy. Ahhh... decisions, decisions, decisions.

The first FAM was pretty interesting. Like being back in a T-6 again! I've got 2 flights to Tallahassee on Sunday.

I really hope I can finish up to keep having vacations like this... getting sore is great especially when you're getting tan and dreaming about moving to a new place!

Well, I've got nothing else to say so... Until the next. Toodles!

(Sorry for the randomness... I know I promised awesomeness.)

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

America isnt like it used to be...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wl5qRq0hgE&feature=related

This is horrible! What has America become? Somebody gets hit by a car and nobody even bothers to help him!

Cars on the road drive by just to take a peek, then keep going.

Bystanders group up to look at what happened... the victim seems to have cracked his skull and and is bleeding... yet nothing is done. No one rushes to check his condition or even to call an ambulance!

They all wait until the police car pulls up and takes care of the situation. But that's a sad display of how America has become. The morals aren't there, the citizenship--no one wants to be a good samaritan?

It's gotten so off that neighbors don't even know their own neighbors anymore! We preach and we preach, but we don't act as we say... its just really really sad.

It is about time that America again look to regain its compassion for others, or else we no longer will be that Free Country, where our civil liberties are handed to us on a silver platter, more or less. We sure take many things for granted, sometimes disgusting me.


HOW TO CATCH WILD PIGS

A Chemistry professor in a large college had exchange students in the class.

One day in class, the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept
their captivity.

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America . The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops , welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. while we continually lose our freedoms - just a little at a time.

One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free Lunch! Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

In this "very important" election year, listen closely to what the candidates are promising you - just maybe you will be able to tell who is about to slam the gate on America.

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have."

Thomas Jefferson

Thursday, June 05, 2008

What Happened to Pochacco?


Amazing how my mind works. About a week ago, I discovered my cat had the fastest bug killing reflexes I've ever seen. I would just leave him on the porch and by the time I let him in for some fixins, there were at least 5 flying roaches dead or lying helpless on their backs. Fitz, my cat, doesn't even have front claws. He sucker punched them with his soft little paws...

Anyways, a few days ago I started noticing little things that I described in my head as "dead maggots" in random places around the apartment. I would be picking up parts of cat food around his plate and find another "maggot", throw it in the trash, thinking it was some sort of poop or something. I thought then it must be some sort of weird bug feeding on my cat's skin, so I quickly looked up pictures of fleas... luckily the pictures weren't anything close--these were much bigger than a flea.

Yesterday, my cat had been running up and down the apartment, chasing what I would call a sudden outbreak of houseflies. I thought it was due to the one big housefly that inadvertently flew in 2 nights prior and I just wasn't able to let it out. I was seriously scared that this thing would have babies or something, but I couldn't seem to find it.

So here I am, with a magazine, my cat and I tag teaming in the apartment, killing these flies that just came out of nowhere. I would find groups of them just hanging around the window screen... some would find its way to the litterbox... it was just so odd to have them all in the house at once. Every once in a while, I'd find a couple of them dead on the carpet--thanks to Fitz's cat powers.

Just now, another surge of curiosity kicks in and I'm thinking I gotta find out what those "maggots" were. So I Wikipedia the common housefly, and lo and behold, theres a picture down the page of fly pupae. The "dead maggots"! Apparently they were still alive and ready to come out! How was I discarding them? Picking them up with my bare hands, inspecting them, and dumping them into the trashcan. They probably found their fountain of youth in the garbage. Silly ol' me. They birthed themselves and grew which explained the sudden rise in population. So after looking at these pictures, I grew sick and typed in the first happy site that came to mind. SANRIO!

Which brings me to my next question... Hello Kitty and her friends are all over the page, but what happened to Pochacco????